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Why 90s Pool Games Were Basically Battle Royales

If you grew up in the 80s or 90s, your summer probably consisted of three things: drinking metallic-tasting water straight from a garden hose, wearing a thick layer of SPF 15 that never actually rubbed in, and fighting for your absolute life in the deep end of the neighborhood pool.
Long before iPads and algorithm-driven TikTok scrolls, we had to invent our own fun. And for whatever reason, as kids, we decided the best way to entertain ourselves was by inventing aquatic games that were essentially The Hunger Games, just with more chlorine and fewer arrows.
Looking back, the sheer chaos of it all is hilarious. But here is the crazy part: those games were secretly genius.
Let’s take a trip down memory lane and look at the absolute battle royales we called “games,” and why we still secretly love them today.
Sharks & Minnows: Aquatic Survival of the Fittest
Let’s get one thing straight: Sharks & Minnows was not a friendly game of tag. It was an adrenaline-pumping test of endurance.
You’d line up on the edge of the pool, staring down the “Shark” treading water in the middle. The second someone yelled “GO,” it was pure pandemonium. You had to calculate angles, hold your breath until your lungs burned, and swim like an Olympic sprinter to touch the other wall without getting dragged down into the abyss (or, you know, tagged). If you were the last Minnow standing, you basically felt like you had won the Super Bowl.
Marco Polo: The Art of Cheating
Whoever invented Marco Polo looked at a pool and said, “You know what this giant body of water needs? Kids swimming with their eyes completely closed.”
The game was 10% trying to use echolocation, 40% blindly flailing into a concrete wall, and 50% absolute deception. Let’s be honest with each other—everyone cheated. You absolutely opened your eyes underwater. And there was always that one kid who spent the entire game silently clinging to the ladder, terrified that if they breathed, someone would scream, “FISH OUT OF WATER!”
Categories (or Colors): Psychological Warfare
This was the game where one person stood on the diving board, turned their back, and yelled out a category (like “Cereal” or “Colors”). If they guessed the one you were thinking of, you had to quietly swim across the pool before they turned around and jumped in after you.
It was an exercise in intense psychological warfare. Does he know I like Frosted Flakes? He’s going to guess Frosted Flakes. I should pick Grape Nuts. Nobody picks Grape Nuts.
The Secret Genius of the Chaos
Here is the thing about all that thrashing, splashing, and desperate breath-holding: it was actually teaching us incredible water skills.
Without even realizing it, we were mastering breath control. We were building ridiculous stamina by treading water for twenty minutes straight. We were learning spatial awareness, underwater orientation, and most importantly, water confidence.
You didn’t realize you were practicing vital swimming techniques; you just thought you were outsmarting Jimmy from down the street so you didn’t have to be “It.”
Bringing the Fun Back (Minus the Concussions)
At The Swim Advantage (in Joliet and Orland Park), we actually believe in the power of play.
When you watch our swim lessons, you might see instructors incorporating a toned-down, modernized version of these exact games. Why? Because when kids are having fun, laughing, and focusing on a game, they completely forget to be afraid of the water. They learn to submerge, float, and kick naturally.
And if you want to unleash your own inner 90s kid? This is exactly why we offer Weekday Open Swim in Joliet and Private Pool Partiess at both locations. You can book a lane, rent out the entire facility, and launch a massive, unapologetic game of Sharks & Minnows with your friends or your kids.
We provide the pristine, 85-degree water and the climate-controlled environment. You provide the cutthroat competitive spirit.
(Just please, don’t close your eyes and swim into the wall. We don’t want to fill out the incident report.)